Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers Lyrics

Belt out the lyrics to “Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers” along with Bette Midler during her hilarious Las Vegas show!

Pretty Legs, Big Knockers Lyrics:
Pretty legs, great big knockers.
That's what sells them tickets at the door.
Pretty legs, great big knockers.
Honey, these are real show stoppers.
That's what keeps 'em comin' back for more.

They love-ah love-ah these pretty legs, great big knockers.
That's what makes 'em spend a little more.
Oooh, it ain't the ballads, it ain't the rockers,
it's pretty legs and these great big knockers.
That's what keeps 'em comin' back for more.

Now listen, ladies. You don't need piano lessons.
Don't bother learnin' fancy recipe-e-e-es.
Why improve your mind? It takes up so much time.
And that's the time you find me selling these…

Pretty legs, great big knockers.
That's what put the two in two by four.
Oooh, it ain't the ballads, it ain't the rockers,
it's pretty legs and these great big knockers.

Pretty Legs, Big Knockers: Info
The epitome of “Divine Madness,” the hilarious song “Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers” is a real show stopper. Penned by Gene Pistilli and Theodore Irwin, the lyrics of the song have made audiences laugh as Bette Midler pokes fun that “pretty legs” and “great big knockers” – rather than brains, pretty ballads, or other talents – are what keep men coming back for more and puts fans in the seats and buying tickets.

Pretty Legs, Big Knockers: Tour
Fans with Bette Midler tickets can always count on the Divine Miss M to put on a bold and bawdy show. “Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers” is always a fan favorite and has appeared on a handful of Bette Midler tours over the years. In 1983, the song made it on the De Tour set list, while fans in attendance for Bette Midler’s 1996 Diva Las Vegas Tour were treated to a live performance of “Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers” as well.

Pretty Legs, Big Knockers: Vegas
Fans have seen Bette Midler star in a bevy of movies and tours over the past four decades, and now Bette Midler has taken over Caesar’s Palace Colosseum in Las Vegas. Bette Midler tickets for the “Showgirl Must Go On” revue continue to fly out of the box office in 2009. The Divine Miss M entertains crowds with hilarious songs such as “The Showgirl Must Go On” and soaring ballads like “The Rose,” “Wind Beneath My Wings,” “From a Distance,” and other hits, while the show-stealing “Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers” will have fans buzzing long after the curtains close. Order your premium Bette Midler tickets from OnlineTickets.com today!