The Showgirl Must Go On Lyrics

Belt out the hilarious lyrics of Bette Midler’s “The Showgirl Must Go On” when you see Bette Midler live in Las Vegas!

The Showgirl Must Go On Lyrics:
There’s a lesson that I learned, boys
A long, long time ago
Like every girl who’s working in
The business we call show
It’s a rule I live by
And baby, so should you
If the show, it must go on
The showgirl goes on…

In a town like this one
Where all things can be bought
Sometimes a girl is gonna do
Some things she should not
So please don’t call the po-lice
If you see a tit or two
Everything the showgirl’s got
She’s gonna show to

Let me take you
Where you’ve never been
Fishnets, feathers,
Lots and lots of skin
I’ve been dreaming
Of this for so long
Even a tornado
Is no match for my song
‘Cause ya know I’m on a mission
Of seduction I confess
I know what you came for
And we got it in excess
Bet the farm on me, boys
The odds are mighty strong
10 to 1 you lucky stiff
The showgirl’s goin’ on

I will show you
Things you’ve never seen
You may need a shot
Of thorozene
Step right up and give
My wheel a chance a spin
I’m a sure Bette, baby
I can guarantee you’ll win
‘Cause I’m on a mission
And I got the Midas touch
I brought some bling and tons of things
I know you’ll love so much
We’re goin’ to the devil
So I hope you packed your thong
No more inhibitions
When the showgirl must go on

Here’s your lesson in divinity
No one does it half as good as me
If you’re good at being bad
Then it’s no sweat
By this time tomorrow
You could be a teacher’s pet
‘Cause ya know I’m on a mission
Of seduction, I confess
And as the room gets hotter
We’ll be wearing even less
All the doors are bolted
You may be here til’ dawn
You can’t stop the showgirl
(You can’t stop the showgirl)
You can’t stop the showgirl
When the showgirl must go on

The Showgirl Must Go On: Info
After nearly four decades in show biz, the sensational Bette Midler is taking over Las Vegas’ Caesar’s Palace Colosseum, and she still knows how to make an entrance. To open the show, fans with Bette Midler tickets will see the diva rise from under center stage while sitting atop a towering pile of Louis Vuitton luggage, which she quips “This is just my carry on!”

Fans with Bette Midler tickets will then see Bette Midler kick the show into high gear with the hilariously funny title song “The Showgirl Must Go On.” With lyrics written by Bette Midler, Bette Sussman, Eddie Nichols, and Eric Kornfield, the song “Showgirl Must Go On” is a new composition that is almost an ode to a Las Vegas showgirl that will have fans with Bette Midler tickets singing all night.

The Showgirl Must Go On: Las Vegas
There’s no better song to kick off Bette Midler’s $10 million Las Vegas spectacle than “The Showgirl Must Go On.” The song sets the tone for the rest of the show, which is filled with 90 minutes of tart patter, sequins, and fierce performances. With Bette Midler tickets, audiences will enjoy a 90-minute rundown of Bette Midler’s long, storied, and varied career. Bette Midler tickets will showcase the singer, the actress, the Broadway performer all rolled into one.

The Showgirl Must Go On: Set List
Fans with Bette Midler tickets will hear Bette Midler perform all of her greatest hits and signature songs, including “Wind Beneath My Wings,” “From a Distance,” “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,” “Hello in There,” “Do You Want to Dance,” “The Rose,” and more. Bette Midler tickets will also feature a catchy medley which includes Bette Midler’s renditions of “Viva Las Vegas,” “Luck Be a Lady,” “Blue Hawaii,” and “My Way.” As Bette Midler performs “The Showgirl Must Go On” five nights a week, Bette Midler certainly proves that her inner and outer “Showgirl” goes on as Bette Midler tickets continue to fly out of the box office. Order your premium Bette Midler tickets from OnlineTickets.com today!