Brad Paisley Lyrics: “Alcohol” Song Lyrics

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Alcohol Lyrics:
I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size

Well I've been known to cause a few break ups
I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
And helping white people dance

I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol...
Alcohol...

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures
Of you at the beach

I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two
That I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head...

Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been making a fool
Out of folks just like you
And helping white people dance

I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember we me
Alcohol...
Alcohol...

Yeah since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
(Helpin' white people dance)

I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember we me
Alcohol...
Alcohol...

Alcohol: Mud on the Tires
Brad Paisley had drawn critical acclaim since his debut, but 2003 album Mud on the Tires elevated him to multi-platinum status and won him a few more boatloads of awards. The following tour with Reba McEntire would sell out Brad Paisley tickets for every tour date and was another darling of the critics. After the success of Mud on the Tires, there were both great expectations and pressure for the follow up. The 2005 album Time Well Wasted would exceed all other previous albums in the Brad Paisley discography.

Alcohol: Time Well Wasted
Single “Alcohol” was the debut single and spent a long time at No. 1 on the charts. A song told in the first-person perspective of alcohol itself, it tells of the positive and humorous effects of alcohol on people and society. “Alcohol” became the drinking song of the year and spun in many bar jukeboxes almost non-stop. Fans with Brad Paisley tickets were not disappointed either as they were treated to one of the best live performers in music. Time Well Wasted went double platinum and was an award magnet as well.

Alcohol: Brad Paisley on Tour
Never afraid to try something different, Brad Paisley released instrumental-heavy album Play in 2007 in which he showed off his guitar prowess alongside the likes of Keith Urban on single “Start A Band”. Brad Paisley’s 2009 tour will team him with Darius Rucker and Dierks Bentley for one of the most anticipated tours of the year, not to mention a spot playing for 70,000 fans at RodeoHouston. See one of the most decorated singers in Country music when you order your premium Brad Paisley tickets from OnlineTickets.com today!