Online Lyrics

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Brad Paisley: “Online” Lyrics
I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

Brad Paisley: “Online” Background
Brad Paisley followed up the surprise No.1 hit “Ticks” with the equally entertaining “Online” off of the 2007 album 5th Gear. Brad Paisley scored his fifth-straight No. 1 hit with “Online,” making that nine overall No. 1 hits on the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart for the country crooner, Brad Paisley. In Canada, Brad Paisley’s “Online” enjoyed more of the same success, reaching No. 1 on the charts.

Penned by Chris DuBois, Kelley Lovelace, and Brad Paisley, the lyrics for “Online” are both topical and comical, satirizing the online world of personal sites like MySpace. The verses of the song are about a character who is “five-foot-three and overweight.” However, when the character goes “Online,” he takes on various fictitious and supposedly “cooler” and more desirable personalities.

Brad Paisley: “Online” Video
The music video for Brad Paisley’s “Online” was directed by Jason Alexander, who also portrays the “geek” in the song. Along with Jason Alexander, the music video featured cameos by William Shatner, Estelle Harris, Patrick Warburton, Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler (who were both opening acts on Brad Paisley tickets), and the Brentwood High School marching band. The music video was shot while Brad Paisley was on tour in Auburn, Washington.

The music video was a huge success, garnering “Video of the Year” honors at the 2007 CMA Awards. The “Online” music video also made history as the first country music video to hit No. 1 on the iTunes video sales charts. Brad Paisley hosted a contest inviting fans to create their own videos for “Online.” Fans with Brad Paisley tickets were able to see some of the videos used to open Brad Paisley concerts on tour.

Brad Paisley: “Online” On Tour
When Brad Paisley tickets first went on sale for his Bonfires & Amplifiers concert tour, “Online” was one of the newer singles to be released off of 5th Gear. With “Online” enjoying ample radio airplay, fans with Brad Paisley tickets already knew the lyrics to the satirical song. Brad Paisley tickets for his current The Paisley Party Tour will feature a set list teeming with Brad Paisley’s collection of comical ditties, including “Online,” “Celebrity,” “I’m Still a Guy,” “Ticks,” and “I’m Gonna Miss Her.” Brad Paisley tickets will also be filled with sweet songs that are probably often heard at weddings, including “She’s Everything,” “Little Moments,” “Waiting on a Woman,” “Wrapped Around,” and much more. Order premium Brad Paisley tickets from OnlineTickets.com today!